My new nemesis Gracie Abrams is dating Paul Mescal, according to a picture that was circulating among the mad people I follow on Twitter. Grace Abrams is not my nemesis for dating Paul Mescal, which to be honest that might be a lie because he is my future boyfriend! Anyway, the reason that Grace Abrams is my enemy number one is because she stole my surprise song at the Eras Tour, not because she might be dating the most beautiful man to come out of Ireland since all the other men to come out of Ireland.
Espresso – a dating manifesto(Opens in a new browser tab)
No, this is quite bratty and not very in keeping with the decorum of being a ticket holding fan but the thing is that no one in Wembley Stadium wanted to see the daughter of JJ Abrams’ pop up to sing some rubbish song that no one knew with the goddess Taylor Swift. They had released their song ‘Us’ from her new album that I don’t care about! I’m not a teenage girl. I’m just a Swiftie!
A dispatch from the dating trenches(Opens in a new browser tab)
See, Taylor is known for treating her audience to two songs from her extensive back catalog that didn’t manage to make it onto the set list. I wanted The Bolter, which is from her new album The Tortured Poets Department’s bonus tracks. It was not meant to be.
Daphne X