Author: Daphne

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Espresso – a dating manifesto

Sabrina Carpenter started her career on ‘Girl Meets World’, the spin-off to the beloved 90s classic television programme ‘Boy Meets World’ but is now best known for singing excellent pop bops about her dating life. Her latest offering, the absolute earworm ‘Espresso’ is a creed that you lot should be

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Stop telling me how bad you are at dating apps

I am uninterested in how awful you are at getting matches on dating apps. All the men in my life who do this are annoying because you can’t actually tell them that they appear like losers on their profiles. Sometimes, you just look really unappealing on your page! Don’t ask

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Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce dating update

Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce are still on. They are still dating. They are still everywhere, but less so, because truly they aren’t that interesting. Dating, when you are that famous, is annoying because you do have to put on a bit of a show for the underlings, don’t you?

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Hot girl summer

The summer air is starting to peep through the rain clouds and I am here to tell you to best spend it! Yes, you guessed it, you need to go dating! Dating is exactly what they were singing about in that Grease zinger ‘Summer Nights’ after all, weren’t they? Tips

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Celeb dating rumours are in their flop era

Celebrities love dating each other. This is probably because they are all conceited and other famous people understand that sort of self-obsession quite well. No, I actually have no idea why the love to date each other, and this is not the point of this diatribe. What is the reason

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European cities for romantic getaways

Do you ever find yourself dating someone that you want whisk them away for a little holiday? Well, pretend this is a travel agent – who does absolutely none of the admin – sit back and read below some of the silly reasons I think you ought to go on

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A dispatch from the dating trenches

My friend Alex says that dating sucks. He isn’t a fan and keeps telling me again and again. He went on a bit of a dating spree in his youth, which was approximately a thousand years ago. No, it was a bit nearer in the time continuum. His complaints are

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Shakira dating Lucien Laviscount

According to the excellent and reputable Extra news outlet, Shakira, off Hips Don’t Lie fame and former marriage to Gerard Pique fame, is dating Lucien Laviscount. If you don’t know who he is, he is best known for being on the Netflix smash-hit ‘Emily in Paris’ and one-time toy-boy of

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Questions about Timothee Chalamet and Kylie Jenner

There has been little to not update with the situation about whether Timothee Chalamet is still dating Kylie Jenner. The whole thing has been a bit shrouded in mystery, which is probably part of the point. Information about the dating life of the Kardashian-Jenners as of late has been quite

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Tips for when dating is driving you crazy

Dating is one of the most stressful things that people can do. Well, I hear this is the case for some people. Maybe you are one, maybe you know someone’s whose nerves are shot by the prospect of having a thriving romantic life. If this anxiety doesn’t stop you from

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Television characters you should avoid dating

Fictional men, particularly those on serialised stories like television, are often the blueprint of our romance and dating lives. Their character arcs endear us to them because that’s the power of narrative, baby! This man is just one big red flag! He’s the kingpin of an organised crime ring and

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Barry Keoghan is dating Sabrina Carpenter

Barry Keoghan, Broughty Ferry’s most famous and well endowed resident was spotted getting very excited to see his rumoured girlfriend Sabrina Carpenter. Sabrina was opening for Taylor Swift at the Eras Tour. The blonde pop star and the ‘Saltburn’ actor were facing speculation that they were dating. They are rumoured

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