Category: dating opinions

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Stop telling me how bad you are at dating apps

I am uninterested in how awful you are at getting matches on dating apps. All the men in my life who do this are annoying because you can’t actually tell them that they appear like losers on their profiles. Sometimes, you just look really unappealing on your page! Don’t ask

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Hot girl summer

The summer air is starting to peep through the rain clouds and I am here to tell you to best spend it! Yes, you guessed it, you need to go dating! Dating is exactly what they were singing about in that Grease zinger ‘Summer Nights’ after all, weren’t they? Tips

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Celeb dating rumours are in their flop era

Celebrities love dating each other. This is probably because they are all conceited and other famous people understand that sort of self-obsession quite well. No, I actually have no idea why the love to date each other, and this is not the point of this diatribe. What is the reason

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European cities for romantic getaways

Do you ever find yourself dating someone that you want whisk them away for a little holiday? Well, pretend this is a travel agent – who does absolutely none of the admin – sit back and read below some of the silly reasons I think you ought to go on

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A dispatch from the dating trenches

My friend Alex says that dating sucks. He isn’t a fan and keeps telling me again and again. He went on a bit of a dating spree in his youth, which was approximately a thousand years ago. No, it was a bit nearer in the time continuum. His complaints are

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Tips for when dating is driving you crazy

Dating is one of the most stressful things that people can do. Well, I hear this is the case for some people. Maybe you are one, maybe you know someone’s whose nerves are shot by the prospect of having a thriving romantic life. If this anxiety doesn’t stop you from

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Television characters you should avoid dating

Fictional men, particularly those on serialised stories like television, are often the blueprint of our romance and dating lives. Their character arcs endear us to them because that’s the power of narrative, baby! This man is just one big red flag! He’s the kingpin of an organised crime ring and

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Dating in the Rain

Dating in the rain is one of those things that seems nice on paper. It seems all romantic and something you could see yourself doing with Hugh Grant in the 90s. However, we are on the wrong side of history. The Twin Towers are no longer standing! That old man

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Getting stood up – a plea

Getting stood up is never nice. It doesn’t matter if you’re dating or if its platonic. However with friends you can either check in and be like, is everything okay? If they don’t answer, I might suggest going round, seeing if they are okay or texting their neighbour or a

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Every rude thing men have said to me on dates

If you are unfortunate enough to be attracted to men, you don’t need me to tell you how horrible dating them is. They are the worst. There’s a whole cottage industry dedicated to making this exact point. The market is a crowded one. There’s almost nothing one could add that

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The Superbowl of dating

The Superbowl of dating – Valentines Day, is coming up on the horizon and you know what now is a great time to find someone to love you. Some might say it is hard. Your mum might think that no one will ever love you. Your friends might tell you

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