Scott Disick, the hottest of hot messes, just posted a snap to Instagram of him and the girl he’s been dating, Sophia Richie.

Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick have new baby(Opens in a new browser tab)

And may I just say, when I saw it, I was convinced Scott Disick and Kourtney Kardashian were dating each other again. I got so happy for a little bit.

Alas, it was not meant to be. A quick scour of the comments section proved me wrong. However, it also showed me how I was not being foolish. I mean, seriously, me being foolish? HOW OUTRAGEOUS! I’m the definition of someone who is just enraged, whatever that means. I don’t actually think that means anything.

My joy was fleeting. Mainly, because I realised that I’m a grown ass lady so therefore I don’t actually care if grown adults don’t want to be a mutually beneficial relationship. It would be very silly for my mental health to depend on ‘The Kardashians‘! It would be very silly indeed. I could not cope if that was me. I got my own dating life to worry about.

Kim Kardashian sham marriage(Opens in a new browser tab)

Anyway, it’s probably for the best that Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick are no longer dating. She is busy serving up too many hot leaks on her Instagram. She ain’t got no time for some scrub.

Daphne X