Lindsay in back in the dating game

Every ones’ favourite hot mess is back in the dating game! Lindsay Lohan is rumored to be linked to DJ Julian Cavin. The 26-year-old actress has been dating the 22 year old for a number of weeks now. Sources close to us have been quick to point out that she is nowhere near her former glory. She was supposedly spotted sluggishly giving the world’s worst lap dance.

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Lindsay Lohan

The former red head has an acting career that has spanned practically her whole life. Her big break out role was in the 1990s family flick remake The Parent Trap. As she grew, so did the maturity of her roles. Her most critically acclaimed work was 2004’s Means Girls. This is a film that resonates with millions of teenage girls (and boys, I know so many boys who love this film as much as I do). I can quote along with a sizeable percentage of the scenes. Also know where all the gaffes and continuity errors are! Seriously, I need a life…

Mean Girls

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Well anyway, so the point of this blog is a announcement to LL. A LOVE OF A GOOD MAN MAY SOLVE ALL YOUR PROBLEMS! CHUCK THE TOYBOY AND FIND A NAMELESS NOBODY WHO DOESN’T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT IN NIGHTCLUBS. THINK PASTIMES LIKE SCRABBLE!

Daphne X